To: All
From: Ruth
Re: Ruth's Last Birthday Before Y2K Memorandum
This is to warn you that Ruth's birthday is September 20th.
Lavish gifts accepted.
Send Ruth Virtual Flowers.
Epic poems and other literature may be sent to askgoddess@aol.com
See who else was born on Sept.
20th at the
World Wide Birthday
Web.
I don't believe in astrology. Especially folks
who say Virgos
are argumentative nitpickers. I AM NOT AN AGRUMENTATIVE NITPICKER!!!
However, if you feel you must change my astrological sign, you may do so
at the Institute of Celestial Sciences.
Want to write a speech about Ruth? Learn
more about Toastmasters
International and
Toastmasters at MIT.
Take me to the Official I-GODDESS web page!