Welcome to Poisoned Beef

The home of poisoned beef on the Internet

What happens if I eat poisoned beef?

You will die.

What happens if I don't eat poisoned beef?

You will die.

What should I do with my poisoned beef?

You should launch it into outer space.

How does poisoned beef differ from other poisoned meat products?

Poisoned beef comes from a cow.

Where can I get poisoned beef?

No known vendor publicly intentionally sells poisoned beef. You may wish to try your local supermarket.

What are some poisoned beef links?

You can try searching Google.

This page has no point.

Yeah.