- Less cosmically significant than the tiger
- Master of the Art of the Ironclad Excuse
no comment
- Kicker of Research Projects
- Looks like Andromeda, tastes like Farscape, smells like Dune.
- Terrans! I hate those guys.
okay, surely you all know where this comes from
- To think I once mocked a month of charades by email.
- this really happened in Hydra
- May you receive everything you wish for. (Ancient curse)
- Ancient Chinese curse
- May you have instability, uncertainty, and rapid change. (Ancient
curse)
more literal translation of "May you live in interesting times"
- What do you want me to say? "Here I am; come capture me?"
- Eva to Ace, Charmander, I Choose You!
- I'll pay you 20 asters to come to the palace with us and be good.
- Eva to Maury, Desire's Heartbreak
- I take the pill.
- Eva, a Fistful of Nummies
- Two out of four aliens surveyed are indistinguishable from humans.
- Jayla, Imaginary Friends
- When mind controlling someone, use something they can understand.
- Ruehan, Imaginary Friends
- Maury: simple technical solutions to complex ethical problems.
said of Maury in Don't Shoot! Don't Shoot!
- I'll jump ship if you promise not to speak.
- Janzur, Publicity Stunts
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- Flash, don't heckle the supervillain.
- Green Lantern to Flash, Justice League
- Our guys can't catch a cold butt-naked in the arctic.
- Michael Strahan, on the New York Giants secondary
- Must... control... Fist... of... Death...
- Alice, Dilbert
- Remember! The secret inspection is next Tuesday!
- Memo found by UNSCOM on the floor of a warehouse in Iraq, 1991
- No good deed goes unpunished.
- Comet motto
- You've got to watch out for those half-duplex love plots.
- Mike Earl
- Back off, man. We're scientists.
- Ray, Ghostbusters
- I really want to unwind, do something more relaxing, like dismantle
live nuclear weapons.
- Ari Fleischer, on why he is resigning from the White House
- No, I'm not winning. I really need a better class of evil minion.
- Mike Earl, gaming
- I hope this isn't treason, but Prince Charming is a Bad Man.
- Dan Schmidt, Cinarak
- You! You're safer on the bridge; go to the bridge and stay there.
- Captain Quirk, Starlight
- It's also funny, 'cause now they're dripping wet.
- from an ability card in a recent assassin game
- Oh, that's what "Dierdre, inverted" as the pivot meant!
- observation, upon being whacked in the head by Deirdre's
battle axe
- Recent evidence seems to indicate that restraint is not one of your
virtues.
- Oberon, in disguise, Mikee's Amber run
- "Thus ending all dispute."
- Armond, Judgement's Fall
- Now I know why there are no 10 week assassin games.
- observation after 9 weeks of Judgement's Fall
- Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
- Wash, Firefly: Serenity
- Explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress.
- Inara to Mal, Firefly: Our Mrs Reynolds
- Well, Jayne, my days of not takin you serious are certainly coming to a middle.
- Mal, Firefly: Our Mrs. Reynolds
- Hey, next can we go to the crappy town where I'm the hero?
- Wash, Firefly: Jaynestown
- All right. Fine. I'll go. Just... stop describing me.
- Simon Tam, Firefly: Jaynestown
- Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
- Wash, Firefly: Shindig
- It's never smooth! Why is it never smooth?
- Mal, Firefly: Shindig
- Ok, we're gods. Now what?
- Jack, Stargate SG-1
- "Why is it you always think of the worst case scenario?" "I practice."
- Daniel and Jack, Stargate SG-1
- "What kind of archaeologist carries a gun?" "Uh, I do."
- Jack and Daniel, Stargate SG-1
- Perfect. If any little rocks sneak up on us, we will have plenty of warning.
- Jack to Teal'c, Stargate SG-1
- "Now, we die." "Well, that's a bad plan."
- Bra'tac and Jack, Stargate SG-1
- "Daniel, go to your happy place."
- Jack, to Daniel, Stargate SG-1
- Sometimes doing the right thing doesn't change anything.
- Jeffrey Sinclair, Babylon 5
- I can only conclude that I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate.
- Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
- The universe doesn''t give you any points for doing things that are easy.
- Jeffrey Sinclair, Babylon 5
- Kids should never be allowed to play with guns. Keep that pistol away from me.
- Dani Pheasant, Shadows scenario
- I now inform you that you are too far from reality.
- "Bagdad Bob"
- Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move.
- The Very Secret Diaries of Frodo Baggins
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